Yes there is a Dildo Fight!
The following ratings are out of 5:
World building: 🌎🌍🌏🌎🌏
Character development: ☺️🤬🥵😘🥰
The heroine: Willow Honeycutt – Her mother married the king of a small nordic country called Stolland and Willow is about to get married and is drinking mead (the national beverage) with her three muscled viking stepbrothers. She learned at her mother’s wedding that her and mead don’t get along well and she is now three sheets to the wind while her beloved step brothers talk her into doing a runner on her fiancé Martin.
The Hero(s): Dax Gallagher – lead singer for the band Half Cocked Heroes. Dax has a deep smokey voice and is your standard hard partying rockstar. He is in Stolland to confront Martin who stole all his money.
The Story: Dax ends up kidnapping the bride before the wedding, hoping to hold her hostage in order to get his money returned to him. His band has been having bad luck as of late and it isn’t only Dax’s missing money.
It is funny how much Willow starts to enjoy her kidnapping and how much she is annoying Dax. She isn’t at all annoyed at the fact that she missed her wedding. I really liked both of these characters so much. Dax is in the midst of everything in his life going wrong, but is still a sexy beast. Willow is the kind of person that takes everything as a new adventure even the strangest situations. She is one of the most likable heroines I have read about in a long time.
The storyline is quite good. Willow and Dax end up going on a whirlwind tour of Europe, much of which one or both of them are in handcuffs. They don’t have passports and travel with and accept lodging from people they meet along the way, including a bunch of nuns at one point where the main topic of conversation is farts. It had me giggling so hard I could barely get a breathe in. I really did love this one, it couldn’t have bee more original.
Savanah Peachwood and Jason Clarke did a terrific job as usual. Jason Clarke was so great as he deadpanned all the nicknames he gives the nuns (like Sister Mary Knits-a-lot, Sister Mary Biceps, Sister Mary Soduku). I would never guess a Rockstar could have so much fun with a pre-school teacher and a van full of nuns.
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