Her Bush (Objects of Attraction, #6). ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Her Bush (Objects of Attraction, #6)

Her Bush by Penelope Bloom

My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Everything went wrong when I trimmed his bush. 

And no, it’s not what you’re thinking. I’m a professional. 

The client hired me to trim a bush in his garden for a party. 

I accidentally turned it into something that rhymes with “a big rock and walls”. 

Imagine my surprise when the art world decides it’s a masterpiece. 

Were my raging hormones the cause of my bush sculpting blunder? I mean, who would blame me if they were? After meeting Harry Barnidge for the first time, my brain went straight to cavewoman mode. There were undignified fantasies of being bashed over the head and carried off to a cave, a significant loss of vocabulary, and maybe even a little drooling. 

But I can’t focus on that. On him. I need this job to make my little sister’s dreams come true. Until now, I’ve managed to screw everything in my professional and personal life up, but I’m determined to make this work. 

So when Mr. Heartstopper offers to help me manage my accidental art career, it’s impossible to say no. 

It’s like the old saying goes. If you erect it, they will come. Or something like that. 

Harry 

I was done with relationships, until her. The new gardener took everything I knew and flipped it upside down. And once I saw her bush? Well, that was when I knew she was something special. 

Women have tried a lot of things to get my attention, but Nell’s bush has to be the boldest method. I mean, there was the direct approach, and then there was turning a ten-foot bush into… that. 

So of course, I asked her out. And when the biggest art critic in the country declared her bush a work of art, I offered to become her agent… even if my specialty was books. 

Now I just have to convince her that I want more than our professional relationship. No matter the cost. Even when my biggest rival wants to steal her from under me and threatens to ruin me if I tell the truth about him. 

BLURB: Her Bush

Even better than I thought it would be.

The blurb made this book sound pretty funny and it more than lived up to my expectations. Nell Snell, who’s parents had a tragic sense of humor, had failed at many jobs but is an artist at heart so when her roommate gets her a job on his crew as a topiary artist, she is excited and nervous about doing well so she can finance her sister’s college education.

Harry hires the crew for a pre-release party for a few of his clients to get publishers interesting in their book. He tells Nell to Turn the bushes into something humorous for the party. Nell’s end result looks like a giant c*ck and balls

From there the fun begins, the hilarious sexual innuendos, puns, jokes between the characters. Nell and Harry are so funny as they intentionally go back and forth with it. Then a rival of his says something at one point and Nell laughs at the double entendre and he is oblivious.

There are also side characters that are awesome, they are so funny on their own and I looked back and they are in some of the other books in this series which I will now be reading. So great. Bravo!

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